Fans of the Montreal Canadiens are very loyal to their team and offer their support in many ways, not just at the rink (CP Photo)
Think that annoying "Ole, Ole" ballad that rings down from the rafters of the Bell Centre is about the most annoying thing you have ever heard?
You could only be so lucky.
Proving an alarming percentage of today's youth should be banned from using the computer, some wannabe rapper named Slambody - nice name - decided to take his homeboy talent travesty public with a Montreal Canadiens rap video that, doctor's warning, may cause blood to dribble out of your ears. Hey kid, who sings the real version of that tune? Flo Rida? Let's keep it that way, OK?
What's up wif dat?
We found a better version of Low, and SlamBody isn't the guy butchering it.
It doesn't help that most of the video is performed - and I use that term very loosely - in French, meaning 99% of the world has no idea what the hell he is saying, save for the "Go Habs Go" part.
Yeah, Mitsou belted out her tunes in French as well, I know, but at least she was easy on the eyes.
Check out the youngsta's other videos. With lip-synching technique like that, Milli Vanilli - well, at least one of them, anyway - must be cringing somewhere. His mother - or is that mutha? - needs to get her offspring enrolled in sports. As in now.
On his YouTube profile, SlamBody confesses "I Am a Comedian Who Makes Stupid Videos and Music Videos." I'd have to say, wrong on the first part, bang on for the second.
Trying to figure out who Mr. Wannabe reminds me of, and can't quite narrow it down. Somewhere between a starving Eminem, Screech from Head of the Class and Steven Urkel.
Well, the good news is the second coming of Vanilla Ice has made quite the name for himself. The bad? He is the laughingstock of Philadelphia.
Oh, and ol' Slambody may have to change his lyrics lip synching soon.
Go(lf) Go(lf) Go(lf) Go(lf) Go(lf) Habs Go(lf).
Word.