Apparently four things are a given if you are a woman who happens to get a job at Madison Square Garden.
One, you get to work in one of the most hallowed sports arenas on the planet.
Two, you'll get a chance to see Rangers' and Knicks' games for free.
Thirdly, someone, sometime, is going to try to pinch your ass or insult you.
And finally, that idiot is going to make you a very rich young lady.
Word is out that MSG has settled yet another sexual harassment case, days after a former Knicks employee added close to $12 million to her bank account thanks to the workplace sins of Isiah Thomas and James Dolan.
Guess the hockey side of the company was feeling left out.
And yes, emphasis on "feeling."
"We resolved this with no admission of wrongdoing on the part of either party and will have no further comment," said plaintiff Courtney Prince.
She forgot to add, "Oh, and can I cash this check at the mall?"
Seems cute little Courtney thinks the entire world is made up of idiots.
Admitted no wrongdoing?
Then what the hell is the lawsuit for?
Someone did something wrong. No need to be politically correct, Courts. You're rich.
Truth be told, I didn't even realize the Rangers had cheerleaders. Who knew?
Seriously, you've got to feel for the brass at MSG. Seems the Knicks aren't the only organization under their umbrella that has a suit trying to, uh, remove a suit.
Only to be hit with a suit.
I'm betting all around the Manhattan area, MSG female employees past and present are thinking "retirement" and "Tiffany" before picking up the phone to call their lawyer.
MSG as well set up a ticket wicket inside its doors with a neon sign above that says "LAWSUITS."
Just for kicks, I went to the MSG website and, yes, was surprised to learn they still had money to keep it running.
There is actually a banner titled "Looking For Great Seats?" - no lie - and when I clicked the button, was surprised when I didn't see Thomas, Dolan and a couple of Ranger executives sitting in chairs with dumbass smiles on their faces.
Then again, things could be worse.
Courtney could have been a hockey cheerleader on Long Island.